Something to read first.

Or else!

Disclaimer:

This prototype game features blood effects, and, more offensively, a picture of me (albeit Potatoshopped). If either are likely to cause upset, or if you're of a sensitive disposition, then please go elsewhere. I'm not forcing you to play it.

I'd also suggest that this game is especially suitable for ex-girlfriends, although should probably not be played by children.

Lastly, I don't advocate cruelty towards me in any way, shape or form, and I respect the web-surfing public's sensibilities to do the same.

I won't hurt me for real. Let me play.